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3:48am July 24, 2014

I feel sorry for people who leave their feet uncovered during sleep because Hargal The Foot-Slayer prowls the night for unwary sleepers who leave their feet unprotected.

2:56am July 24, 2014

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

2:54am July 24, 2014
lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

2:54am July 24, 2014
2:53am July 24, 2014
kosherqueer:

why does this keep happening. who is doing this.

kosherqueer:

why does this keep happening. who is doing this.

2:52am July 24, 2014

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

2:51am July 24, 2014

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

2:49am July 24, 2014

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

2:48am July 24, 2014

for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

2:48am July 24, 2014

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke